Long ago and far away, in a time well before now, I earned the nickname MFS. It stands for Martha Fucking Stewart. This was well before any allegations of insider trading; at the time, she was still the pinnacle of homemaking; she was a walking Pinterest post.
I was challenged to write a cookie exchange blog post by Caroline over at Ice Cream for Zombies. Kind of an Author Cookie Swap. While you’re checking out the recipe she posted, make sure you poke around and read up on her latest publications! I decided to post the recipe that earned me the MFS title. It happened something like this…
I was at the table, mindlessly decorating gingerbread snowflakes while talking with friends.
Me: “Blah blah blah blah….”
Friend: “Will. You. Just. STOP?!”
Me: *dumbfounded stare* “Huh?”
Friend: “You just decorated that entire tray of cookies without looking down once, and…
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